The cool thing about going to Vegas is that it's kind of like visiting a bunch of cities all at one time. All the shows and great restaurants leave you with a lot of options.

I can't imagine how unbelievable it would be to go to the Great Barrier Reef.

I was born in Honduras, and everything there is really chill, and people don't worry about having to get something overnighted by FedEx. Maui has that same sort of vibe, but everyone speaks English.

It's not hard to lose weight.

Shows I've done in war zones are the greatest. The first time I was in Iraq, I kid you not, I felt so uncomfortable having the troops say, 'Thank you.' It's so deep and heartfelt.

I don't want to go on stage with anger. And that's why I worked so hard to look within and change myself and evolve.

I'm just trying to be funny, trying to make people laugh, and trying to make the world a better place through some jokes. I don't have words for it. It's so overwhelming.

My birth name is Ned Mencia.

When I was born, I was given to my uncle and aunt to raise as their kid because they couldn't have kids.

I will make a joke about any of my family members, about me, about my wife, if I really thought that I'm doing it to be funny. If there's some darkness to it, or I think it's ill-willed or mean or not cool, then I won't do it.

People live in a place called Tornado Alley - and they're surprised when they get hit by a tornado. I'm sorry when they get hit by tornadoes, but when you live in Tornado Alley you can't really claim surprise.

I enjoy playing, but once the match ends the football is finished for me.

I love to go on the field, and I want to score 100 goals every game, if I can. But it's also my job, and when I finish my job, I have a life. I have a family.

When I'm working, I want to be the best. But when I'm out, I don't want to watch games. I don't want to talk with everybody about football. I want to talk about life - about anything else.

If I go out to eat with my wife or take my son to the park, nobody cares.

Everything is possible in this life.

You don't know where you'll end up.

I'm open to listening to proposals, options, it doesn't hurt.

You can't close the door on anybody.

For me it's like really exciting to see all my fans showing this love to me. So it's a responsibility to me to go out there every game and try to be a good player try to show good things because my fans expect that I do something special.

Well, I have a good relationship with everybody. So, it's difficult to be a bad relationship with me.

I don't like the soccer industry and yes, I do like to play.

The truth is I've been through a lot and you see that this is a job. It's not like for fans, for whom it is a feeling and a passion.

I am not a person who loves to watch games and that doesn't mean I don't like soccer. I take advantage to do other things in my free time.

Arsene knows what he wants and knows how to get the best out of you - that is why he gets such an impressive response from his players.

Arsenal's style of play is so smooth and easy and I hope I can adapt to their style quickly.

I am motivated and relish the pressure.

I am ready to give 100% for Arsenal.

I hope I'm lucky enough to be at Arsenal for a long time.

At Osasuna I had a difficult experience because of the relegation battle but I always had a place in the team. I played well all season.

It has been a useful experience to play for several different teams and move around.

I've achieved a lot in Spain.

All of us make mistakes and the majority of us have missed a day's work for whatever reason.

As a person, I think you should assume the responsibilities of your actions.

I respect the fans a great deal.

I've never gone against any manager, nor have I talked badly about any coach, I've always thrown myself at any challenge handed to me and tried to understand and learn.

It is very special for me to be the first Designated Player in LAFC history.

I try to do my best and enjoy every moment at San Sebastian, because I do not know if I will stay here.

The most important part of my life came in San Sebastian: my new family.

I wanted to leave so much that when I heard I had a good offer to play and leave England, it was a case of me saying: 'I love it! Yes, let's go!'

To represent your country is always very nice.

I'm at my country's disposition.

Never been crazy enough about soccer to say, 'I'm a Madrid fan until death.'

I see something that I don't like, I prefer not to participate and say, 'Look, I'll leave you to it, I wish you the best, a lot of luck and I support you, but I don't want to be there.'

I enjoy playing but the moment the game ends, football ends and you can talk to me about anything except football because I don't feel comfortable.

I have never played in Mexico. It is something I have always wanted to do and I would not close the door on any offer.

Obviously, playing in a World Cup is always beautiful, helping your team is always cool, but when you don't think it's time, you have a clear conscience.

At the end of the day, when you're young you think you're invincible.

A lot of times I made the wrong choices and you learn from this, what is good, what's bad.

Having a family has helped a lot with my partner, my son. It helped me focus on soccer.