A lot of people would love my career. I'm not satisfied with it.

I don't like watching golf on TV. I'd rather play.

I know I'm not the only guy that's had problems in life. And it seems to me that a lot of athletes shy away from talking about things that may have happened to them or their families.

I don't mind hitting the ball bad, but when I feel like I've hit the ball pretty good for four days and shoot an 81, it's not golf.

Pretty much my whole career, I have been aggressive. I have always been a guy that goes at pins. That's kind of the way I've been all my career, and I don't know, really, if I can change.

In my life, I've seen everything, and one thing I know for sure is you can't win in the federal court. You're going against the government of the United States. You don't beat a federal court, a federal judge, and the FBI - there's no way.

I feel like I'm the Babe Ruth of golf.

If I go gambling the slots, some of my friends will come with me and play along with me. It's not like I'm starting out with $500 a pull or $1,000 a pull. I go in there and play $25, and if I win, I play $100s.

Kid Rock is a hell of an athlete.

Osteoarthritis is a tough thing, brother. If my knee was broke, I would have had it fixed. But my situation is totally different. It's painful as hell is all I can say.

Watch out for guys like Scott Piercy and Danny Willett. They both play really good on fast, fast greens.

I need to play three or four weeks to get into a rhythm. I'm not like Tiger. I can't play one week and win.

Patrick Reed has become a hell of a player.

You can be addicted to meat, as far as I'm concerned. Why else would I eat six cheeseburgers a day?

My life is to play golf, sit home with the wife and kids, and do things with the family more than I used to.

I like to have this gut to put my elbow on it when I putt because I did it for so long. I just feel healthier this way.

We weren't the kind of family that talked about our problems. We were a close family, in a kind of faraway way. It wasn't a being-with-each-other kind of close. We all went our own ways.

I've had it with the USGA and the way they run their tournaments. The USGA loves to embarrass guys who play in their tournaments.

I've always been a quick putter, so I should never get the yips. But I got 'em. I got 'em bad.

Perception's not reality.

My father gave me some Jack Nicklaus MacGregor clubs when I was six years old. He cut down some of the shafts, but they were men's clubs, so they were heavy.

It sucks getting old.

I'm not a religious person. I have a one-on-one relationship with God, but I don't go to church like I should.

I hate a mess.

I hate getting haircuts. It's like going to the damn dentist, man.

I think my worst enemy is me.

In '92 I got my first coach and had it for two, three years. My wife hated it.

It's a lot easier knowing you can't do something than knowing you shouldn't.

I've always said throwing a club shows you care.

I'm not the most religous person in the world, but I think the good Lord up there has blessed me.

I still wake up every day, so I'm winning.

I'm not a big gambler anymore. I like to do it. I enjoy it instead of trying to make money off of it, because I realized you can't make money gambling.

I was young and dumb back in the '90s, but I had a lot of fun.

I look at the PGA, and it was like winning the lottery.

I can't stand to work out. I can't stand to do a sit up; you know, I can't stand to run.

My knee is screwed. I had the meniscus cut out.

I have osteoarthritis so bad... I can walk up a hill; I just can't walk down one.

I'm happy being around my family.

Life is full of challenges and surprises, and I've had my share.

It just seems like the Democrats always have a problem when a Republican gets in office.

I think what I realized is that I can't believe I made it to 50 years old.

My dad being not the greatest dad in the world has made me a better parent.

I've screwed up a lot, but I've always admitted it.

I live a boring life, but it's perfect for me.

There's a time in everybody's life they really don't want to talk to people: they want to get away from talking or being on the phone and stuff.

The U.S. Open is not John Daly's style of golf.

I just don't enjoy poker that much.

The greatest thing for me is when someone comes up and says, 'My son started playing golf because of you,' or, 'I started playing golf because of you,' and all that.

I love the European tour. I always have. But my home is the United States. That's where I would rather play.

I've been honest with a lot of the problems I've had in life. Everybody has problems. They can relate to that.