I want to add 'record mogul' to my list of accomplishments and make a disgusting amount of money so I can buy a house between Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus.

Gravy Train!!!! damaged me because I don't think I will ever again experience something so intense and exciting. We were so young and pent up - and didn't care about anything else in the world.

Everyone tries to be so slick and modern and computerized. I've always done everything myself with little money, so I guess it's become 'my look,' but it's not really intentional.

People should be themselves.

The music is super fun. I love writing the songs. I love performing, for the most part, and I love doing artwork, but I hate answering 100 emails a day and most interviews.

Bouncers suck.

I kind of got this weird feeling a couple years ago - I never went to college; did I miss out? I took one class, and I was like, no, I don't need to go to school.

In my day-to-day life, I'm not that wild.

I like keeping an ongoing list of dream collaborators on my phone. I like to write down all of my dreams, actually.

Often, I feel like a cheap imitation aesthetically looks better to me than the real, out-of-reach thing. It's amazing that brands create a whole illusion of exclusivity and luxury, and then you can go get the $5 version of a $30,000 thing and feel the same way but have a cool little secret.

I live for Snooki. She's so cute. I love her so much.

Hunx is kind of just, like, a really trashy punk band, honestly.

I'm from Tucson, Arizona.

I don't really trust musical artists that don't also do visual art.

I'd love to work on art and music full time.

I'm not sure, exactly, why someone would want to move to S.F. or N.Y.C., even. I would only wanna live in L.A. or a tiny town like Provincetown or Palm Springs or Guerneville or something like that.

I've never been in a band where I didn't dress up. It just feels very me.

I think performers who pretend fashion doesn't matter are huge liars.

I didn't know that buying expensive paint was a good thing and important. I always used whatever is cheapest, which I'm into, too.

The idea of taking a brand that already exists and making a really poor-looking version of it, with acrylic or puffy paint, is really aesthetically pleasing to my eyes and also funny.

I've met people who are embarrassed of the stuff they've done, and they try to hide it. And I'm not embarrassed of anything.

If I could be on any show, I think I'd want to be on 'Bad Girls Club.'

Sometimes I fantasize about becoming a cartoon and only making music for cartoons. I can easily visualize my future in music when I go into that fantasy in my head.

I find it sad that people think it's a political, gender-bending thing, because, really, I'm just singing about guys. There's a million guys singing about girls, and no one makes a big deal of it.

It's important to be out as a performer.

I'm determined to only work with women or queer people because it's always a straight dude at the soundboard. I just don't want to do that anymore! It dilutes the fruit-ness!

Everyone knows queers and women invented punk.

I got a guitar when I was 14. I made really, really, really bad music as a teen. I learned to play Smashing Pumpkins and Hole songs.

I would get plastic surgery. It sounds fun.

I went to beauty school, not art school.

If I don't have projects going on, I get depressed.

Perry Farrell is so gross, and his wife looks like a monkey.

I have zero morals about television. I just want to be entertained.

Honestly, I find so many fields - fashion, art, music - totally boring and restricting if you just stick to one of them and try so hard to fit into that thing.

My favorite artists are my friends.

I went to beauty school when I was 19 because I thought it seemed funny, not because I thought I'd be good at it. I was terrible at first. I gave a girl a perm, and she cried.

There have been a lot of gay punks before me, and there will be a lot after.

I don't know if this is necessarily a misconception, but I think people make way more a deal out of my sexuality than necessary.

I think, aesthetically, I've always been drawn to packaging and products, combs and blowdryers, all that.

That's what I want to put out into the world - just stuff I love, tributes to my favorite pop stars.

I love being surrounded by women.

I absolutely hate waxing and any kinda manscaping, although I love it when I'm cutting a man's hair, and his eyebrows are really insane, and I get to trim them.

I love the beach.

I'm bored of just being in a band and touring.

I love the idea of not being able to afford something and just making your own version or buying a cheap knock-off instead.

I think fashion should be funny. Seriously!

Somebody once described my music as 'Hairdresser Pop.' I don't know what that sounds like.

I have extreme ADD, and I'm into all kinds of stuff.

I don't understand why you have to be one boring thing your whole life. Why can't you just do whatever you want all the time?

Falling off stages or making out with gross guys isn't something I'm very fond of.