All I do is I have this insulated life with my wife and my daughter and a couple of friends who I try to see, but it doesn't even happen.

Being shocking and cruel is a commerce. It's an actual valued skill now. The thing that really annoys me, the perception of it is that it takes intelligence, and it doesn't.

If you raise a cool adult, that's an achievement.

My wife and daughter both bust me on how much I am the guy yelling at kids to get off my lawn.

The environment on the sets of the movies I make, it's usually all friends and people that know each other, because no one's getting rich or making money, so it's always about, hopefully, that everyone's on the same page.

I've been known to high-five, and I have a soft spot for Green Day.

I'd still like to work with Woody Allen.

If I ever got to do television, I would be interested in doing different kinds of characters and stories, and television doesn't lend itself to that.

I had a standup act, and I ended up turning it into something that was really watered down and accessible. Something that went from scary and threatening to something that was almost to the point of being corny.

I really like and admire Michael Moore.

Even when I was a kid - I was really young - I was drawn to comedy.

I'm always wondering, if Bigfoot's not real, then why does this creature show up in all these different cultures? I'm always fascinated by that kind of stuff.

Sometimes the wheels just fall off a relationship.

I think, like, in real life, I'm actually quiet, and I mumble a lot. But that's not very lucrative.

I always just felt more comfortable just kind of hiding behind a character than being myself onstage.

The first time I was on Letterman, I was, like, 20 years old, and I was on a show called 'Camping with Barry White Night.'

Although it sounds very trite, I wish people were nice.

Occasionally I'll have a slip, and I might watch 'RuPaul's Drag Race' or something. But for the most part, I am out on the reality shows.

When Will.I.Am punched Perez Hilton, I immediately purchased a bunch of their music.

Trust me: I entertain Joe Six-Pack 30 weekends a year. I don't really think that I'm an elitist.

I just write the stuff that comes out of me, and then after that, I try to get it made. But I don't think, 'Will I get the money?' and 'Who's this made for?'

Marketing movies is hard.

I try not to stick to any one thing, you know. That's always been important to me.

As long as there's a strong theme that I can identify with, that's what makes me interested in writing.

I was actually offered a talk show on CBS at one point, and I just didn't want to do it.

Every time I go to a march or a rally, and I post it on Instagram, people will go, 'I'm going to unfollow you!' And I'm like, 'I used to play arenas. I've lost a lot of fans. I'm fine with that. I've had people unfollowing me for years. You're way behind the times.'

If Jimmy Kimmel didn't hire me, I wouldn't have the kind of career I have. And I don't know what kind of career I have, but he changed my life.

I love football, it's my life.

Those of us who have feeling, who are sensitive, who can be affected, need a good shield. Footballers are very young and they're exposed. Even at under-15s, players have Twitter and I'm sure they're already getting insults... it's ugly, it sullies society and football.

Anxiety affects everyone differently. I spoke to someone who felt like their heart was beating 1,000 times a minute. With me, it was a dizziness, feeling sick, constant, 24 hours a day.

And the most important thing isn't the trophies, it's the experiences, what you lived, what's here in your heart, what you know, what you live. No one can ever steal that from you.

I feel really proud of my career - more here in England than in Spain. There are different mentalities. Here the people respect you.

In Italy, one game you win and score, you cannot go in the street because the people are so enthusiastic, and when you lose they go crazy. After the game they wait for you.

My first year I scored 10 goals in La Liga. Then people started saying 'yeah, the new Messi.'

In the end, I know my qualities and I know I'm not Messi. I'm Bojan.

I think when you are 17 you are very innocent.

Sometimes innocence is a good thing but I think life, experiencing different situations, different clubs, gives you a lot of knowledge.

It is important to find a place where you feel trust, you feel belonging and stability.

It's a quiet life. Normally it's training, house, gym.

Some people like Messi didn't have to learn a lot as his is a natural style. But of course you can improve your technique, your football intelligence, your everything.

Frank Rijkaard put me in the first team when I was 17 and gave me every week the chance to play with the first team and start my way in football. I was so young and my dreams came true so quickly thanks to Rijkaard.

Christmas time is for me one of the most special times of the year.

If you become their property it is much clearer for you, for the club, for everything. It was a great experience to play in three different teams, different leagues, different experiences, but if I wanted to improve I had to break this cycle and make my own way. That's why I signed this contract to come to Stoke.

When you are 17, you don't know what pressure is, because you play with the best team in big stadiums with big players. But when I look back now, it's difficult for a 17-year-old to get by and deal with the whole situation.

I played many matches and got experience very early. Did I lose some of my childhood? This is one of the things that I am more sensitive about and that touched me the most, because I am a family person. There are many moments that I haven't had the chance to enjoy with my family and also with my friends.

When you play with a big club, you need to get results every single day, even more when a homegrown player goes into the first team. It's not easy.

I learned and played with the very best like Messi, Xavi and Iniesta.

In Spain, people do not respect the players, the same in Italy. In England, it looks like a different world - the people admire the player, but also respect the player.

One thing that I like from a coach is that they don't put up too big a distance between the player and the trainer.

The more you play, you get a better rhythm and play better.