In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts.

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again.

If I hadn't had the experience of being famous, I would have searched for it my whole life. I would have just gone on and on trying to find it.

It's tough to have a movie-star persona when you're on a show as successful as 'Friends.'

I've been on a show before where I was on a billboard and then, after like three or four weeks, they took the billboard down and replaced it with nothing. Took my face down and put a white board up.

It's not foreign for me to be talking about my problems in circles.

Like, my house has a nice view, because, you know, I was on 'Friends.'

They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you're doing well.

There was a time when I wasn't working a lot. It ebbs and flows. Mostly I was just living my life and playing 'Fallout 3,' a very fun game.

To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.

I've certainly had a lot of experiences in my life where I was much too self-centered.

I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.

I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part.

The thing that I'm most proud of in my life is that if a stranger came up to me and said, 'I can't stop drinking. I can't stop drinking. Can you help me?' I can say, 'Yes, I can help you.'

I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing.

That's like the greatest experiences of my life still, 'Friends,' so it's not something I want to get away from, but I do want to try and show something new.

I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up.

I think we need to educate our doctors about addiction.

I don't need to be reminded that I was on 'Friends.' I remember - some of it, anyway.

I certainly wear my heart on my sleeve, and I think that comes out in the characters that I play. There's a yearning, or something, that comes out of me that people relate to.

When I was, like, 15, I realized there could be a career in making people laugh - like, you could get paid to do it. That was insane to me.

I'm just glad that the whole John Wayne persona of a man is sort of old school now, because I'd never be able to do that. If that was the going rate today, I wouldn't be working.

I think if you look back at all those great comedies on television in the past, it's all lovable losers that gathered together - 'Taxi' and 'Cheers,' 'Seinfeld' and 'Friends.'

'The Whole Nine Yards' I liked right away. It was kind of a dark comedy at first. And just the idea of being in a movie with Bruce Willis was pretty exciting.

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.

Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.

As for my personal life, I'd love to start a family of my own. I think I'd make a great dad, and I think shortly I would make a great husband.

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.

Ninety percent of video game AI really is pretty damn bad. I think that's actually why it's so much fun to shoot things. Because the AI is so bad and the characters are so annoying.

I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.

As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible.

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

I love the idea of 'the one' but I actually believe that there isn't a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it's all timing.

I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.

Well, I was lucky enough to be involved in about 19 failures at an early age, so I'm realistic about the success I'm having and how quickly it can go away. What's important is to be smart about it.

After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.

I have what I like to call a 'chinneck.' My chin just flows rather easily into my neck.

My sense of style is an old Polo shirt, jeans and, unfortunately for the longest time, white running shoes, which was not attractive. The one thing I've learned about clothes is to ask a girl.

I'd say that on 'Friends' my character was the guy bouncing around the room. I'm no longer that guy, necessarily, in my life. I used to be. But I'm not now.

I have a well-documented history of trouble with intimacy.

To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps.

My feeling on therapy is it's a luxury, and if you're fortunate enough to get some smart people to talk to about life, then that's fortunate and you should go for it.

The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers.

Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey.

When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff going on, then I would crack a joke to defuse the situation.

A lot of people think that addiction is a choice. A lot of people think it's a matter of will. That has not been my experience. I don't find it to have anything to do with strength.

My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others.

If I could walk into the 'Friends' audition again and go or not go, I have to say it's 50-50.