I love straight guys that seem gay. I'm a little like that.

I have trouble with long-term things. I tend to get obsessed with stuff and then move on. Roles, songs, video games. That's why I was afraid of marriage. Because it was like a lifelong game of 'Madden.'

Sometimes I think I'm funny. But then sometimes I see myself, and I think, 'There's somebody trying to be funny.'

Fear is what makes comedy funny.

If someone made fun of me, I'd be bummed out. But I'd play it like I thought it was hilarious.

Willie Nelson is the perfect person, it seems to me, to think about. Because something tells me that he operates on his own frequency.

My parents were married my whole life until my father passed away a few years ago.

Nothing is ever cut-and-dried. There's anguish behind everything.

I'm sure that my wanting to be an actor had to do with a need for approval.

At my core, I'm a Midwesterner.

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.

I can, and do, walk the street. No one bothers me or anything, because most people wouldn't know who I am.

Theater is the most enriching and thrilling thing to do as an actor.

There's a very specific thing you can do to get in magazines. I'm much happier to just show up and do the job. I haven't taken the active approach to making myself a star. I haven't been in a blockbuster.

Whatever I'm working on, the character I'm playing tends to slowly bleed into my own real life. Not in any kind of creepy, Method actor-y kind of way - it's just an innate kind of merging.

It's not often that you get to play somebody that has absolutely no cynicism or is not judgmental in any way.

Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else, and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.

To me, some of the funniest movies would be probably categorized in the dramatic genre, and likewise, some of the most dramatic films, or films that have the most dramatic moments, are in comedies.

I can talk about sports and stuff, but I have a season pass for 'Antiques Roadshow' on my TiVo.

I went through a phase where I thought it was really funny to make pratfalls in very crowded places. I jumped out of a moving car once, for a laugh. That was a mistake.

I'm a huge David Wain fan. He's one of my best friends now, but he just makes me laugh continually, much to the annoyance of his wife.

I do like the idea that tomorrow I might find out that I'm going to be doing something that is completely unknowable today. I think it forces you to live in the moment in a very good way.

Anybody that's going on a road trip and doesn't really want to get into a myriad of snacks is probably no one you want to get in the car with.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

All I really wanted to be was a working actor.

If one day the speed kills me, don't cry. Because I was smiling.

If one day the speed kills me, do not cry because I was smiling.

Remember that no matter how cool you think you may be, you're not cool enough to look down on anyone...ever.

I've always wanted to race cars, even since I was a young boy, as I think a lot of guys have.

My philosophy is: If you can't have fun, there's no sense in doing it.

If one day the speed kills me dont be sad because i will have died smiling

There's more to life than movies.

I like a woman that's capable and at the same time feminine. I admire tomboy qualities but with a feminine touch.

As for Hollywood, I've got a killer job, and I'm having a blast. I have the luxury to go on trips whenever I want and invite my friends who can't afford it. And, God willing, I'll be able to do all that till the day I die.

The whole thought of being a dad was scary to me.

I've always been one foot in, one foot out of this game because I'm not comfortable with being on the pedestal or the poster. That's just not who I am. I'm more like the grunt. I want to be the guy behind the guy.

When I was younger, I was so damn pretty, I looked like a girl, so I understand why guys didn't like me.

You know, all that really matters is that the people you love are happy and healthy. Everything else is just sprinkles on the sundae.

My family's really close.

There's a time and place for everything, but as I get older, I like finding those human moments and really connecting. Maybe I'm not as cool as I once was.

I'm not the least bit polished, I come from a blue collar background and I never thought I could feel comfortable around the English.

Everyone has an opinion.

I love doing the action stuff. It's soooo much fun!

I'm into being a dad, that's where my focus is most of the time. I'm an actor that's my job, but it's not my life. I have a lot of other interests too.

I learned a long time ago that if you subscribe and believe the good, you have to believe the bad. My measure is my heart and what I know.

I was definitely ahead of my friends. I was French-kissing girls way before anybody else was.

I'm not afraid of anything. That's just the way I am.

I thought I'd just do a wave of movies, and then I'd burn out. They just kept coming together.

I'm a surfer. I grew up in Southern California and used to surf twice a day, every day.

I pack a toothbrush, toothpaste, and deodorant. That's it. I don't have the time or patience for anything else. I'm a natural kind of guy. I don't style my hair - never learned how.