When I used to read fairy-tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of one!

Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.

Life, what is it but a dream?

Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.

Look after the senses and the sounds will look after themselves

She who saves a single soul, saves the universe.

But, said Alice, if the world has absolutely no sense, who's stopping us from inventing one?

Which way you ought to go depends on where you want to get to...

I have seen so many extraordinary things, nothing seems extraordinary any more

I wish I hadn't cried so much!” said Alice, as she swam about, trying to find her way out. I shall be punished for it now, I suppose, by being drowned in my own tears !

That's the reason they're called lessons," the Gryphon remarked: "because they lessen from day to day.

We are but older children, dear, Who fret to find our bedtime near.

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

For, you see, so many out-of-the-way things had happened lately, that Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.

I'm very brave generally,' he went on in a low voice: 'only today I happen to have a headache.' (Tweedledum)

Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes! he only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases!

What a strange world we live in...Said Alice to the Queen of hearts

People who don't think shouldn't talk.

Sentence first; verdict afterwards." -Queen of Hearts

Well, when one's lost, I suppose it's good advice to stay where you are until someone finds you.

Consider anything, only don’t cry!

You're thinking about something, and it makes you forget to talk.

The time has come The walrus said To talk of many things: Of shoes- and ships- And sealing wax- Of cabbages and kings- And why the sae is boiling hot- And whether pigs have wings.

When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes, I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Thy loving smile will surely hail The love-gift of a fairy tale.

Do you suppose she's a wildflower?

It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr.

Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it

Well that was the silliest tea party I ever went to! I am never going back there again!

Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,' thought Alice 'but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!

She tried to fancy what the flame of a candle is like after the candle is blown out, for she could not remember ever having seen such a thing.

Curiouser and curiouser!” Cried Alice (she was so much surprised, that for the moment she quite forgot how to speak good English).

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.

But then, shall I never get any older than I am now? That'll be a comfort, one way -- never to be an old woman -- but then -- always to have lessons to learn!

Up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky...

If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.

Always speak the truth, think before you speak, and write it down afterwards.