QUOTES by Al Franken
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"If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces, that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it's wrong. It's just wrong."
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"I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. 'It's a job, Al,' Guy told me. 'We work at it every day.'"
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"My parents didn't make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate - he didn't have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life."
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"I'm part of the mushball middle. I consider 'confused' the majority position because, thankfully, most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time - even when they're wrong."
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"I've never understood why we would want to deny all the joys - and the challenges - of marriage to anyone. Which is why I think any loving, committed couple - gay or straight - should be able to get married."
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"If you use a cell phone - as I do - your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years."
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"My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman. We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren't rich - but we felt secure."
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"Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you'll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor. Medicare was established to secure that promise."
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"If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire - and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die."
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"I don't know what happens to you after you die. I'm not banking on there being, like, a heaven."
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"You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny."
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"The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone."
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"If we have George W. Bush as president, we're going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president."
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"Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He's helped me out on a couple of occasions when I've given speeches to corporations where he'd have a good... He'd give me some good information."
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"I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It's just hard to get comfortable with Gore - it was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private."
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"My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home. We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we'd discuss it with our parents."
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"The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important 'cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate."
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"We need to prepare our kids for a 21st Century economy, and we're not doing it with our schools."
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"Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee - a tradition I'd like very much to continue."
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"It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster."
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"There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor."
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"I listen to NPR when I listen to the radio, but I don't listen to the radio that much. You know, I listen to Garrison Keillor, I listen to 'Prairie Home Companion.'"
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"It's hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it's like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn't go from one to the other."
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"I'm a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I'm invited to all the inaugural balls."
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"If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it'd be a travesty."
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"There's an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we're morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that's a bit dangerous."
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"For 35 years, I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren't funny. Some of them weren't appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that."
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"When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota."
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"There's plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it's a serious business."
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"I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility. I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights."
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"My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett."
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"My dad didn't graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year. My mom sold real estate and did it part time."
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"I want to reclaim 'liberal.' I'm a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals."
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"Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn't do the only job they're supposed to have, the only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products."
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"If someone hacks your password, you can change it - as many times as you want."
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"We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it's uncomfortable to talk about."
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"Why don't we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers."
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"If you use Facebook - as I do - Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd."
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