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I've said before I think the best thing about social media is that it brings people together and the worst thing about social media is that it brings people together. You're assuming that the people following you know what type of person you are and what type of humour you have.
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There used to be such a thing as a sick joke, or laughing at misfortune, because comedy and laughter are a way of coping. And there is a kind of cruelty to it, but you can separate finding something horrible funny, and what you really think of it.
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My issue with all sort of social justice stuff and leftie stuff, and I would put myself on a social justice leftie side, is some of the terminology is jargon.
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I've got a sick sense of humour, a dark sense of humour. I do care about things and care about people but there's another side to me.
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I've said things on Twitter that I've said deliberately because I think they're out of order, I think that's the sense of humour that I've got. I like saying things that I think are terrible, because it gives me a buzz.
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Some people don't like showing any deviation from normality, but I like talking about things like that, so talking about my mental health wasn't a big deal.
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I get a lot of ideas sitting in the living room staring at the walls or lying in bed thinking about things.
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Trolling can be a great way to engage with the world, a way to regain self-esteem and happiness, or, dare I say it, a way of life.
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I was reading stories by Raymond Carver and some of his stuff sort of ended abruptly here and there, where in other short stories that I've read have a bit of an ending, a climax, a twist or something like that.
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I was asked before to go out on '8 out of 10 Cats,' and I've been asked to go on 'Question Time,' I said to no to that. I don't see myself coming across well on that sort of thing.
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People say 'Limmy's Show' is kind of hit or miss, but I'd rather that than having something generally likable.
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I think everybody in the world should agree to no care about anything. But we'll all have to do it at the same time.
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I'm just someone who likes making lots of things up and trying to be funny. That's about it.
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I'd never dance at school discos, I couldn't believe people could show themselves like that.
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I always wanted to get on the telly. Then see when I did, and there was talk about doing more online, Comedy Labs or iPlayer, I was: 'Naw, naw, naw, I want to be On The Telly that sits in the living room and folk watch it together.
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It's almost like schizophrenia the way I get ideas about things that are not really happening and just end up focusing on them.
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Going to the doctors - for me that was quite brave, taking that first step. That was a bit scary, saying that I wanted to go on anti-depressants.
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I think I called myself an entertainer on my son's birth certificate. That sounds a bit Sammy Davis Jr. or Brian Conley, the sort of guy you just drop into a room and let them 'entertain.'
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If I call myself an actor, it sounds like I'm trying to pass myself off as someone who went to drama school.
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It's fine if folk don't like my sense of humour. But if somebody misunderstands, then that hurts a bit.
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I don't mind people liking or not liking me. If you make something and then in the back of your mind you think it could have been a bit better, that can hurt a bit.
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You hear people talking about a Scottish sense of humour, or a Glaswegian sense of humour, all sorts of countries and cities think that they've got this thing that they're funny. I read about the Liverpudlian sense of humour and I was like, 'Aye? What's that then?' You get that and you especially hear about a dark Glaswegian sense of humour.
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I think no matter where you're from, you're going to be laughing about stuff going on around you.
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I like wee arguments, I've never been into jokes. I'm more into strange things and madness and things escalating and things not really making sense.
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I felt I was a bit switched off for years, not really caring about things. I don't know if that's depression or whatever, but I was thinking 'I might. Aye I will. No, I willnae' as far as getting a second series goes.
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I don't drink anymore, I don't go up the town and I'm not interested in events and parties.
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I don't really read a lot. I got a few Booker Prize books and some others and thought I'd try this but quite quickly I just stick them down. I do like some Stephen King books but with some of them I just put them down as well. But I'm like that with telly stuff as well and films or music.
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I tell people on Facebook what my Playstation user name is. It's quite a social thing. I put the headset on and I'm just yappin' away. It's kind of like a sad way of socialising. It's like meeting up with people but when you get bored with them you can just switch them off and walk away.
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