It sucks getting old.

I'm not a religious person. I have a one-on-one relationship with God, but I don't go to church like I should.

I hate a mess.

I hate getting haircuts. It's like going to the damn dentist, man.

I think my worst enemy is me.

In '92 I got my first coach and had it for two, three years. My wife hated it.

It's a lot easier knowing you can't do something than knowing you shouldn't.

I've always said throwing a club shows you care.

I'm not the most religous person in the world, but I think the good Lord up there has blessed me.

I still wake up every day, so I'm winning.

I'm not a big gambler anymore. I like to do it. I enjoy it instead of trying to make money off of it, because I realized you can't make money gambling.

I was young and dumb back in the '90s, but I had a lot of fun.

I look at the PGA, and it was like winning the lottery.

I can't stand to work out. I can't stand to do a sit up; you know, I can't stand to run.

My knee is screwed. I had the meniscus cut out.

I have osteoarthritis so bad... I can walk up a hill; I just can't walk down one.

I'm happy being around my family.

Life is full of challenges and surprises, and I've had my share.

It just seems like the Democrats always have a problem when a Republican gets in office.

I think what I realized is that I can't believe I made it to 50 years old.

My dad being not the greatest dad in the world has made me a better parent.

I've screwed up a lot, but I've always admitted it.

I live a boring life, but it's perfect for me.

There's a time in everybody's life they really don't want to talk to people: they want to get away from talking or being on the phone and stuff.

The U.S. Open is not John Daly's style of golf.

I just don't enjoy poker that much.

The greatest thing for me is when someone comes up and says, 'My son started playing golf because of you,' or, 'I started playing golf because of you,' and all that.

I love the European tour. I always have. But my home is the United States. That's where I would rather play.

I've been honest with a lot of the problems I've had in life. Everybody has problems. They can relate to that.

I've always been a good ball-striker, but if you're not a great putter, you're not going to win a lot.

I can't dwell on the past, that I haven't won a lot, but anytime I didn't play good was mainly because I didn't putt very good.

I don't hide anything. There's just nothing to hide with me.

I know there's a lot of guys would love to see me fail.

Money is just paper that gets us through life.

A bad day on the course doesn't have to mean a bad night and a bad week and you get to scream at your agent.

I've had enough of worrying about everybody else. Now I'm taking care of me.

I don't want to be average.

It's nice to finally be my own person.

I love the fans here in Australia.

In life, you have got to make the best of every situation; you have to keep going.

It seems there always something coming up for me during Masters week, but that's not an excuse to play good or bad golf.

I've always said that I play for the fans.

I'd like my first Ryder Cup appearance to be in the United States.

I've had surgery on my knee and both feet and my elbow.

I'm really good at math and history, but I suck in English.

I wasn't a silver-spoon kid on the golf course growing up.

I guess when we get older, we try so hard to get our game back. Sometimes it happens, and sometimes it doesn't.

I'm a kind of go-getter.

I've always said that it's none of my business what other people think of me.

I make a lot of bogeys and a lot of birdies.