Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their their patriotism through their actions, by their choice.

You can't legislate against stupidity.

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.

The communism of Karl Marx would probably be actually the best for everybody as a whole. But what he didn't figure into was human nature, and that's what corrupts it.

I believe patriotism comes from the heart. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business.

Disabled people need more invested in their education, housing, job training, transportation, assistive technology, and independent-living facilities. Governments earn back this investment - and more - by making people with disabilities economically productive citizens.

My attitude when I'm in Mexico is I wake up in the morning with nothing to do and I go to bed half done. I don't wear a watch. When I live down there, I do nothing according to time. I eat when I'm hungry and go to sleep when I'm tired.

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.

You can't legislate morality.

My father used to always say to me that, you know, if a guy goes out to steal a loaf of bread to feed his family, they'll give him 10 years, but a guy can do white-collar crime and steal the money of thousands and he'll get probation and a slap on the wrist.

I believe to go along to get along is unpatriotic. I believe that agreeing with your government on everything they do is unpatriotic. I believe a patriot stands up and holds your government's feet to the fire. Because if you do that, you will get good government.

Patriotism to your country is something that comes from your heart. It should be taught to you by your parents.

There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.

In the last recession, 99 percent of us have lost wealth, but did you know that the top 1 percent increased their wealth five times? It tells you they create recessions so they get wealthier.

You have to accept the rule of law, even when it's inconvenient, if you're going to be a country that bides by the rule of law.

We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's not. We give a false portrayal of freedom. We're not free - if we were, we'd allow people their freedom.

I think that when Americans go to vote, states should not list what party the candidates are affiliated with. That would require voters to actually think and get to know a candidate instead of voting for their favorite gang. 'Oh, this guy is a Republican, so he must be good.'

Government is at its worst when you have apathy from its citizens.

I'm a Slovak. And when I was growing up, I believed that I was Czechoslovakian because of what Russia did. They came in and took two separate countries - Slovakia and the Czech Republic - put them together as one.

I would give the people of America to their first opportunity to elect a president who doesn't belong to either party since George Washington.

Let's face it: WikiLeaks exists because the mainstream media haven't done their job.

You need to hunt something that can shoot back at you to really classify yourself as a hunter. You need to understand the feeling of what it's like to go into the field and know your opposition can take you out.

All of us should have free choice when it comes to patriotic displays... a government wisely acting within its bounds will earn loyalty and respect from its citizens. A government dare not demand the same.

I don't have to muzzle myself when I'm a civilian. When you're a governor, you kind of have to do it, because you represent the whole state. You have to leave your personal opinions to yourself a lot. I learned that.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers.

I've never been arrested in my life. Never had cuffs put on me, never been charged with a crime, never spent one day in jail.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

You can't put civil rights on the ballot.

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen.

We're the Fascist States of America today, not the United States of America, because the corporations are in power.

I'm against the draft. I believe we should have a professional military; it might be smaller, but it would be more effective.

Tell the truth because then you don't have to have a good memory.

Government has no place telling you who to fall in love with and who to marry.

When you reach a certain age in life, time becomes more important than money, and I think that happens in your 50s.

Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how to brush your teeth and use mouth wash? What do we need the government to do it for? Clearly, what a scam. Fluoride in the water.

I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.

There are lots of people out there who think they know the truth about God and religion, but does anybody really know for sure? That's why the founding fathers built freedom of religious belief into the structure of this nation, so that everybody could make up their minds for themselves.

I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like.

I'm kind of like Che Guevera. I lead the revolution, but at some point I turn it over to someone else.

I live in Mexico in the wintertime, and I live off the grid down there.

The news used to be to report facts and allow you to make the decision.

The thing is, and Americans are starting to realize this now, that while street gangs are violent, the Democrats and Republicans are worse. They are worse because their decisions affect your life.

Students often approached me about state-paid tuition while I was out campaigning. After I explained to them that if the state pays their tuition now, they will pay higher taxes to pay other people's tuition for the rest of their lives, most of them ended up agreeing with me.

I will not be a Democrat or a Republican. They are the problem, not the solution. We need to abolish political parties in this country.

The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That's all. It doesn't guarantee our rights to charity.

I'm an equal opportunity despiser.

A war is justified if you're willing to send your son. If you're not willing to send your son, then how do you send someone else's?

If you're smart enough to go to college, you should be smart and creative enough to pay for it.