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I wasn't very good in my serious acting class. Sometimes people took our class so seriously, so I used to, sort of, make fun of people after class. And so a friend of mine said, 'Why don't you do the comedy thing.' That's how it all worked out.
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If you're playing a character that someone doesn't like, that's okay, but if you're voicing your own opinions, they actually don't like you!
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When you leave L.A. and go to another city, guys are normal again. They like girls their own age.
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When I walk into a video arcade filled with 16- or 17-year-old boys, I may as well be Marilyn Monroe.
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I get the gold-digger part six times weekly. I can play those women into the ground, but I don't want someone telling me that's all I can do.
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Keri Russell is one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen in my life. She's one of those girls that doesn't have that thing when you walk into the trailer in the morning, and your face is all bashed in - like a lot of actors, even the beautiful and handsome ones.
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I have a storage unit, as I moved out of a bigger house into a smaller house in L.A. I put all my stuff in a storage unit, where I have the most amazing collection of bad paintings, which took me 10 years to put together.
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Thank God for Stifler's mom. I don't know if life would be this fun if I didn't have that.
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The standup thing has been really fun, really seeing the United States instead of reading about it.
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When you're an actress, there are only a few times you can really get paid. One of them is doing a sequel. They can't fake you or hire another actor to play you.
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I dated a guy who played bad guys in movies all the time, and I think he was just a bad guy.
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When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one.
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People have this view, 'Oh, you're in movies, your life is so glamorous' but it can really suck.
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As young, hot actors living in Hollywood, you get even more attractive.
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Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.
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I read a script and I know immediately whether that role is for me or not.
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I always date younger men. For some reason that's just the way it's gone, because younger guys have always asked me out and I accept.
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I always remember this neighbor who would ask me to babysit for her. She looked like Jayne Mansfield, and I remember babysitting for, like, five hours and she would pay me 80 cents, with a phony smile. I used to go home fuming to my mum.
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I went out with seven actors in a row. There are problems with that. I've had the really good-looking dramatic actor, and that has its problems. And then I'll go out with the funny guy. It's almost like the funny guy has more to prove.
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A man's ability to haggle is never a turn-on. The only thing less romantic than how much you paid is how much you saved. The last thing we want to hear is how you talked the jeweler down on our new earrings.
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No one purposefully paints a bad painting. It's someone who's trying to do a good painting, but it's terrible. I have one with a matador, and the bull is going through the blanket. You can tell the painter didn't know how to paint it.
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The one thing that has helped sustain my career as an actress and a comedian is that people generally view me as fundamentally stupid.
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I play so many weirdos in movies that it's nice to play an attractive woman.
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It was always the cliche of men leaving their wives for younger women. The playing field is sort of even now. Women make their own salaries. They can do the exact same thing and can have a younger man.
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Meryl Streep was my hero. I wanted to be that type of actor more than anything.
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I know what I am capable of. I read a character, and if I can say to myself, 'I know this woman,' then I take the role.
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I was like a waitress that got a job once in a while, and then Stifler's mom happened, and everything changed.
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I always fall for the guy that, like, has to blow me off because he needs to go do something with his dog. I love those kind of guys.
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