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I want to tell Miranda's story more broadly than what I have been in these five-minute videos on the Internet. She can live in a longer format.
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Miranda's my character; I created her! But there's a lot of comedy I want to bring to the world that isn't just Miranda.
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Even before I was in New York, I couldn't even count how many places I lived in L.A. Definitely over 10.
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As much as I love L.A., I don't want to live in L.A. I feel very congested when I'm in the city.
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In the beginning, people watched me to hate on me. They thought Miranda was a real person. People just couldn't understand why this strange girl was so confident. And then slowly, I started getting fans.
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Miranda is confidently untalented at singing. Very off-putting. Shrill. But she thinks she's wonderful, so power to her.
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I've always been very open and very honest with my fans. I want them to know that I'm genuine, and I am who I am, and I'm not faking it for the camera.
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I chose to share my life online, so I can't really complain about it. There's not much that's off limits.
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I always admired Netflix's business model; they are really good at what they do.
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I've always done YouTube myself: everything is written, edited, produced, and promoted by myself.
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When Miranda first started becoming popular, not many people knew who she was. People were confused by her. They thought she was a real person. I got a lot of interesting responses.
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I have always wanted to tell Miranda's backstory. To me, it's so fascinating that as a YouTuber, everyone knows what we show them. No one knows what goes on when the cameras are off. I always thought, what would Miranda do in her time off?
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How it works: it's like I have a tour, so there's, you know, some income from that. We have merchandise. There's income from that. Then on YouTube, there's ad revenue... so, you know, YouTube puts ads on the videos, and we need a little bit of that.
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The process of getting into Miranda mode is simply making sure I'm as gross as possible. I make sure I'm wearing funky clothes and a lot of lipstick, and I'm good to go.
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A lot of people think most YouTubers are just untalented kids who film themselves for four minutes, and that's all they do for their week.
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It's been hard being on the Internet and not being respected by people in Hollywood.
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My favorite movies were 'Singin' in the Rain' and stuff that had a more classic comedy type feel, that more slapsticky stuff. It's the comedy I've gravitated towards.
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I watched a lot of old movies, and a lot of Carol Burnett and Andy Kaufman.
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The thing I needed to learn about Miranda was where her motivation comes from when she gets upset. There's been a few times where Miranda's a brat or crying online, and it seems very surface level, and I think that I needed to learn where her insecurities came from, because online she just comes across as kind of bratty.
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Miranda's this girl that everyone's just laughed at online for years. I want people to empathize with her.
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The things that I gravitate toward in film and TV are things that make me laugh but then break my heart.
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On YouTube, I've stayed very limited with what I've been willing to share, so it's been very surface-level with Miranda.
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I've spent 10 years checking my analytics on my end to see what people were talking about and what they like.
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I have a lot of photos of my grandparents - they're my heroes, even though they've passed away. They were always happy, positive, loving to everyone they met, and a huge inspiration to me and the reason I do what I do.
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My brain is a pretty intense, wacky place, and that's kind of where Miranda lives. But that's why I like the rest of my life and my stuff to be more clean, white, and simple without a lot of clutter.
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I have no hard feelings towards Disneyland. I love Disneyland so much. I want to go every day. I loved every single day that I worked there.
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Miranda, my character, cannot sing, cannot act, and is really inappropriate.
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Miranda is extremely tacky. I personally want to edit my videos well, but I have to keep Miranda's character in mind, so there are bad angles, flashy cuts, and sparkles everywhere.
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The fact that I went from making a minute-and-a-half video in my bedroom to doing an hour-and-a-half live show is just crazy.
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I have a whole new perspective on pregnancy and motherhood now that I'm experiencing it. Just because it's so hard and so confusing and so exciting. Women are so amazing that their bodies can do this and that they're strong enough to do this. I can't believe almost every woman goes through this, because it's so hard.
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I trained to sing well, but now I sing poorly for a living. That was money well spent.
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When I was in college and reading music and doing ear training, I was a little more advanced than the other people in my choir classes. So to entertain myself and kind of annoy the friends around me, I would sing just under the pitch or just above the pitch.
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I'm always so terrified that tomorrow no one will watch me anymore or care anymore. Every day, I say that I can't believe this is happening. It's so crazy. Because of that, it makes me work so hard every single day.
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