When the law disarms good guys, bad guys rejoice.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians--except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.

If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.

I am the Great White Buffalo and I play an American-made Gibson guitar that can blow your head clean off at 100 paces.

At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.

Use your lives wisely, my friends, and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations.

I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.

I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

Like the average American that I hang out with, and like my father before me, I raised all my children to respect tools and use them wisely and safely.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

I don't like repeat offenders; I like dead offenders.

I'm not in the leftist controlled Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of my political views, primarily my lifelong militant support of the NRA, the Second Amendment, and my belief that the only good bad guy is a dead bad guy.

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.

I think you should ride the line between fatigue and chaos. The chaos keeps the energy level and spontaneity maximized, while fatigue is just over the edge, and you should try to avoid it.

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.

Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.

There is no finer sonic-producing weapon for a guitar slayer than a hand crafter Gibson masterpiece.

Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process.

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.

Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?

I'm so much fun. Every kid wishes I was their grandpa! I'm the Motor City Madgramps.

Every hateful statement ever made about me is a dirty lie.

For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.

Like all other law-abiding Americans, I fully support legal immigration.

I still tour like a man possessed, because I am.

I clearly understood the concept of wise use before I ever heard the actual words, for my father wouldn't allow us to waste anything.

While I now own more guns than the 82nd Airborne, my first gun is still the most important gun I've ever owned.

Liberalism is assisting quality of life, whatever you may choose.

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.

If America is a nation of laws as we proclaim, then our immigration laws are part of the package.

I don't wanna be a rock star. I don't believe in rock stars. If you really examine what goes with being a rock star, I've avoided that really well.

Only criminals and bloodsuckers reward bad behavior.

The good news is that real-world hands-on conservation is alive and well and catching on across the America I travel.

I really have the American dream licked.

Americans have the right to choose to be unarmed and helpless. Be my guest.

Every study on crime and or firearms proves time and time again, that 99.99999% of American gun owners do not commit crimes or use our firearms in any dangerous or improper way.

There's an absolute surety to the hands-on conservation lifestyle of hunting, fishing and trapping where you know you're going to consume today.

If there is one thing I am, it's always right.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever witnessed for over 70 years. They are as American as God, guns and rock and roll.

Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.

I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency.