"Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!"

"Fang: "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?"

"They call me, The Sharkalator"

"So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof."

"There's nothing more annoying than cold logic and reason when you've got a good fit going."

"I offered to pee on him, but they said no"

"Gazzy: Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R."

"Nudge: You aren't dead. Iggy (irritably): No. You aren't dead either. How about just 'hello'?"

"Who ya gonna call?" "Ghostbusters!" "That phrase is ruined forever."

"Gazzy: (Hugging himself and jumping up and down) "I'm brilliant! I'm a genius! I can blow up the world!" Max: (Raises her eyebrows) Gazzy: "Not that I would want to, of course," (coughs)"

"Fang! Come Back!" I started pulling his hair. Shaking his head and shoulders. Hard. "Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid jerk! I am going to kill you if you die on me!"

"I muttered a swear word to myself. After I heard Angel cussing like a sailor when she stubbed her toe, my new resolution was to watch my language. All I needed was a six-year-old mutant with a potty mouth"

"Feeding a crowd?' the woman behind the counter asked. Yes, ma'am ,' Fang said sweetly. Yeah, him and all his split personalities, I thought."

"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to,"

"You're lying through your fangs," Iggy accused. Fang tried to play innocent--but "innocent Fang" is an oxymoron, so it didn't work."

"Don't ever leave me again." -Max I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang"

"Besides my great fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."

"At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall."

"Oh no! Don't drag us away from Antartica and take us to the playground of the rich and famous! Not that briar patch! -Max"

"I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine! -random kid talking to Ari"

"I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long." -Nudge"

"This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: * It's very sad."

"This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice."

"He [Iggy] started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. “You’re black.” “I prefer canine-American,” said Total."