"Is this a movie?' I heard someone ask. Naw- this is too original for Hollywood. They do sequels."

"Where was the catch? 'Cause I knew one was coming."

"Sometimes when you're at your most certain, that's when everything you know is wrong."

"The hamster called. He wants his home back."

"Fang: When do I get out of here? Max: They say a week. Fang: So, like, tomorrow? Max: That's what I'm thinking."

"Do we have any chlorine? It seems to be kind of explosive when mixed with other stuff." "Like what, your socks? No, we don't have chlorine. No swimming pool."

"I hoped I wasn't actually dead. That would make finding our parents and saving the world really hard."

"You stand out like a fart in a church."

"If your going to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now."

"So Fnick, can I change channel?" Iggy asked. "There's a game on." "Make yourself at home, Figgy." Fang said."

"Love hurts." Oh, shut UP!" - pg 123"

"Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)"

"Right now, America looks like a fatheaded, shortsighted, gas-guzzling arrogant blowhard to the rest of the world."

"Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet."

"You are avake, yah?" said a voice in a horribly recognizable accent. "Yah," I muttered, rubbing my head. "And you are still a jerk, yah?"

"Ari felt like, Hellooo, I have wings! I turn into a wolf! Blending is out is out of the question!"

"You really are a scary man,no really! If I had boots I would be quaking in them."

"Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can."

"If you love something let it go.. if it comes back its yours"

"You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record."

"Excellent. They were flammable."

"Fang, fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!"

"I didn't think he was a robot...but I did wonder if his emotions had been designed out of him. Of course, with a guy, how could I tell? Ha ha!"

"WARNING If you dare to read this story, you become part of the Experiment"